So when Josh went to get me some milk

Josh: Oh, god. Oh god. What have I done?
Me: What? What is it?
Josh: Oh nevermind, I thought I felt chunks but it was just the bubbles
Me: Are you sure?
Josh: Yeah
Me: Uh. I don't think so. this feels too thick. I don't think the straw is supposed to be able to stand up in the middle of the glass on its own accord
Josh: I don't know. Ian, what do you think?
Ian: *Moves the straw through it*
Ian: *Takes a sip*
Ian: Well, that's not good milk.
Which made me wheeze and think of that part in Ace Ventura when he's in the water with the shark going, "That's not snow flake!"
And then Josh and I died.