February 2012
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I am just going to write a story about teenage...
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Currently eating ice cream for breakfast before...
The perks of being an adult.
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chicandgeek replied to your post: My space bar is broken on my phone
are people like wtf aja why are you talking so fast maaah braaaain im so sorry im tired
sienna ily bby
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My space bar is broken on my phone
So I kind of feel like Diantha from the Sookie Stackhouse novels whenever I text someone.
“Hihowareya?”
January 2012
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Just bought the Help
I can’t decide if I want to read the Virgin Suicides and then read the Help, or just mail Ashlee back the Virgin Suicides and just read the help. What do you think?
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OH MY GOD THE FAULT IN OUR STARS
MY CREYS. I just laid there making these choking noises with the most hideous face you’ve ever seen. It’s a work of art. A work of fucking art. Sticks and stones may break my bones but only John Green’s novels have the ability to leave the deep emotional scars that you aimed to.
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what am I even doing I have to get up in seven-and-a-half hours. good night.
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sigh these children talking about politics on...
are you fucking kidding me? “young republican conservative movement group.” are you fucking kidding me. over half of you can’t even vote, so I don’t really give a fuck if “Ron Paul > everyone else running. Js.” YOU ARE FUCKING CHILDREN. You believe what your parents believe, you did not come to these conclusions on your own by careful examination of...
Hairy guys are strange. Their forearms are hairy, but then their biceps and all are smooth. Their legs look like the Forbidden Forest, but then their hips are bare. I don’t know. Weird.
I miss cheesy bites pizza.):
also, all of my posts have been text as of late.
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SIENNA.
can we be pen pallllls. I will write you beautiful letters and send you friendship bracelets and pictures and stuff please. ): I promise I’m not a peeeedophile.
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Worst fucking day at work ever.
Phone broke, got yelled at by the store manager, talked down to by stupid black bitch of a customer, held an hour late, and then bitched out when I got home for not answering my phone WHICH WAS BROKEN.
I just want to make sweet, sweet love to marcus mumford’s voice. unffff
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Sienna knows where I’m coming from with dem middle aged hotties.
Anonymous asked: whats your handle haha i forgot
Anonymous asked: do you still have aim
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Have I ever mentioned I would gladly jump Steven Colbert’s, John Stewart’s, Conan O’Brien’s, and Steve Carrel’s hilarious, middle-aged bones?
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When I was little I could never solve my rubix...
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Josh: What do you call those guys who like to hurt themselves?
Me: Masochists?
Josh: No, the priests who like, beat themselves.
Me: Perverts?
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I literally want to vomit when I see Sam and...
Really. Barf.
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“We’ll be washed and buried one day my girl,
and the time we were given...”
– Winter Winds, Mumford & Sons
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I wish I was a black girl so I could have a beautiful afro. I would wear it in pig tails every day and all would worship me.
Anonymous asked: I think all those deaths made The Hunger Games series so much more realistic. Collins was trying to portray a realistic image of what war effects young people. I understand why it's so upsetting that characters as pure and lovable as Prim and Finnick, especially Cinna, died. But hey everyone says "life isn't fair." :(
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So I finished the Hunger Games series
Ending was shit. What the fuck, Collins. How you gonna kill off my bby, Finnick? We were going to have something beautiful. And then you go and kill him. And GALE IS JUST FOREVER ALONE OVER IN DISTRICT 4. AND you kill off Prim, the most innocent, beautiful character in the entire story. The only thing you got right was her killing Coin. THAT IS IT. :|
So when Josh went to get me some milk
Josh: Oh, god. Oh god. What have I done?
Me: What? What is it?
Josh: Oh nevermind, I thought I felt chunks but it was just the bubbles
Me: Are you sure?
Josh: Yeah
Me: Uh. I don't think so. this feels too thick. I don't think the straw is supposed to be able to stand up in the middle of the glass on its own accord
Josh: I don't know. Ian, what do you think?
Ian: *Moves the straw through it*
Ian: *Takes a sip*
Ian: Well, that's not good milk.
Which made me wheeze and think of that part in Ace Ventura when he's in the water with the shark going, "That's not snow flake!"
And then Josh and I died.
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I think I have the flu.
Everything hurts except my legs. When I cough, it feels like I’m getting punched in the stomach. ):
This only works if you're looking for me, too.
Why did you ask me to get on
If you were going to disconnect?
Just tell me it’s you next time.
Anonymous asked: omegle. now. the seaside sure has changed.
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My lymph nodes are swollen, I’ve had a fever on and off, and my throat makes weird noises on its own accord when I exhale, somewhere between a fire crackling and an empty chip bag getting crushed.
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I just want to have sex with Marcus Mumford's...