MY CREYS. I just laid there making these choking noises with the most hideous face you’ve ever seen. It’s a work of art. A work of fucking art. Sticks and stones may break my bones but only John Green’s novels have the ability to leave the deep emotional scars that you aimed to.

what am I even doing I have to get up in seven-and-a-half hours. good night.

are you fucking kidding me? “young republican conservative movement group.” are you fucking kidding me. over half of you can’t even vote, so I don’t really give a fuck if “Ron Paul > everyone else running. Js.” YOU ARE FUCKING CHILDREN. You believe what your parents believe, you did not come to these conclusions on your own by careful examination of fact-based, unbiased sources. so please stop acting like you’re going to change the fucking world by getting one thousand members on your little facebook group, okay? please stop cluttering my god damn newsfeed with your stupidity. you’re all so damned naive it’s a wonder you figured out how to put your god damned pull-ups on one leg at a time. fuck.

Hairy guys are strange. Their forearms are hairy, but then their biceps and all are smooth. Their legs look like the Forbidden Forest, but then their hips are bare. I don’t know. Weird.

also, all of my posts have been text as of late.

can we be pen pallllls. I will write you beautiful letters and send you friendship bracelets and pictures and stuff please. ): I promise I’m not a peeeedophile.

Phone broke, got yelled at by the store manager, talked down to by stupid black bitch of a customer, held an hour late, and then bitched out when I got home for not answering my phone WHICH WAS BROKEN.

I just want to make sweet, sweet love to marcus mumford’s voice. unffff

Sienna knows where I’m coming from with dem middle aged hotties.